I can’t believe that I have never seen Batman Returns before, especially considering Batman is my fantasy man…yeah yeah I know you don’t want to hear all about my secret fantasies involving a muscle stud in a bat costume…well that just sounded wrong but regardless, tonight Batman Returns came up on the TV Guide and I flipped it on.

Firstly I will mention my sadness at the lack of Michael Caine as Alfred.

That being said I have to also say that I have an impossibly hard time watching Michael Keaton and not thinking of his extra special clone on Multiplicity but all in all the movie has quite a few things that flip my trigger. What’s not to like about this movie ? Guys get the car, the fighting, the comic book hero and girls…well girls get the guy and I’ll be hellbent if I’m letting the guys keep that car for themselves.

Anyway, if you haven’t checked out the movie yet, do it.

Now for the fun stuff, for the guys and girls like me we have the Batmobile from the movie Batman Returns (although I’d rather take the new Batmobile from the Dark Knight any day of the week.) This particular Batmobile sits at 21ft in length and over 7ft wide at the rear, with 24 inch  wheels, tell me that’s not awesome.

Now a little something for the ladies…now I understand that Michael Keaton may not be the man of your dreams so I skipped forward a few movies to bring you a smoking hot pic of Christian Bale looking hotter than hell itself.